下午茶，是西门“被逼”请大家吃的。理由是他的新工薪水六位数，他也从来没有带东西来给同事吃过。最后一次被“屈”，西门很不服气，还是买了$35的西点请15个人吃。
六个月的相处下来，西门此时道别同事身份，继续与我老友鬼鬼。
祝他好运!
Saturday, August 7, 2010
西门的最后一天
西门的最后一天，没有饯行餐，道别卡也没有份。同属部门的同事只是到食城“陪”他吃顿自费午餐. 大家吃$4.40的经济寿司，西门吃$9.90的味精荡面，就这样做为道别的最后一餐。餐后步行到市里最大间的苹果连锁店，大家都往I电4和I簿2的版样去摸，苹果产品似乎比西门的最后一天还重要。
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Professionalism
People leave their job with many reasons. Mostly because of the crappy job, the stupid bitch, the stupid chair, the stupid politics and the pay. Never was the reason for being incapable of doing the job and never was the reason for being the rotten relationships among peers.
Some left their job by saying out loud WHAT THE HELL! Only because they are retiring, setting up own business or fleeing overseas for other prospect. Totally without a fear as to whom they will meet in the next job interview.
Some left their job by saying out loud WHAT THE HELL! Only because they are retiring, setting up own business or fleeing overseas for other prospect. Totally without a fear as to whom they will meet in the next job interview.
Some left their "dream" job after trying out and they found the job wasn't as ideal as expected. They cannot fit into the company's way when team work is concerned. Again crapped! Regardless the level of job, leadership is never a concerned, as long as you don't bring problems, you won't be under the spotlight.
The leavers are the most inteligent. They run away when they foresee the work is out of their control. The successor will either have to work their way out or inherit the problems and unfortunately, be blamed.
No one talks about professionalism. It is all about what you like and dislike to do.
No one talks about teamwork. It is all about who makes the most mistakes preferable not you.
No one cares. Neither am I.
The leavers are the most inteligent. They run away when they foresee the work is out of their control. The successor will either have to work their way out or inherit the problems and unfortunately, be blamed.
No one talks about professionalism. It is all about what you like and dislike to do.
No one talks about teamwork. It is all about who makes the most mistakes preferable not you.
No one cares. Neither am I.
Monday, December 28, 2009
走光了
“离岸”才三个月，间碟们断断续续报告一些芝麻绿豆的事情。
小事如交换圣诞神秘礼物也要搞到满城风雨：例如偏偏要抽中一个讨厌的人来送礼物，杯子还是巧克力来选，都送得很不甘心。可以的话，就送个精致牌匾，印上“我爱（恨）你“字样“。
再来的有好事如花红分多。可惜今年还是一样吝啬，伊勒部级零分红，希望等于失望。
还有劲爆新闻如部门主管大跳充满戏剧性的走光草裙舞，真有看头。第一幕，替我的一级人选被视为越级间谍，不堪顶头腐败的领导，劈炮不捞。现在替一级人选的社会新鲜人会如何表现，大家都纷纷下注来取乐。第二幕，上司的父亲在英国病重，要跑一趟外国不知何日归，决定呈辞。圣诞前夕，他没向大家告别就离奇消失了。新请来的上司满月都做不足趁机呈上隔天离职通知，高调撒哟娜啦，告别公司。我以为我的离开是我的问题，现在看起来似乎另有内情。
明天，我会重游旧地，看看没有了靠山的孤儿们，是否马照跑，舞照跳。
小事如交换圣诞神秘礼物也要搞到满城风雨：例如偏偏要抽中一个讨厌的人来送礼物，杯子还是巧克力来选，都送得很不甘心。可以的话，就送个精致牌匾，印上“我爱（恨）你“字样“。
再来的有好事如花红分多。可惜今年还是一样吝啬，伊勒部级零分红，希望等于失望。
还有劲爆新闻如部门主管大跳充满戏剧性的走光草裙舞，真有看头。第一幕，替我的一级人选被视为越级间谍，不堪顶头腐败的领导，劈炮不捞。现在替一级人选的社会新鲜人会如何表现，大家都纷纷下注来取乐。第二幕，上司的父亲在英国病重，要跑一趟外国不知何日归，决定呈辞。圣诞前夕，他没向大家告别就离奇消失了。新请来的上司满月都做不足趁机呈上隔天离职通知，高调撒哟娜啦，告别公司。我以为我的离开是我的问题，现在看起来似乎另有内情。
明天，我会重游旧地，看看没有了靠山的孤儿们，是否马照跑，舞照跳。
Monday, August 17, 2009
结束离岸
离岸的日子即将结束，竟没有一丝不舍。我对着害我的人谈笑风生，假装不知内情。这几天上司对我前所未有的好，卖力的帮我争取应得的索偿，提议日后做我的推荐人，全中了我假想的圈套。此时他的人格已经被我踏入十八层地狱，永不超生。推荐人哪有你的份，贱人还差不多。
我准备仇视我的接替人，他们全都是一伙的犯贱。我正秘密的部署反击，暗置地雷，想来个一锅快熟煮，我得不到的，你们也妄想。呵呵！死吧！这是你们应得的报应。
如此美梦良策之际，我的接替人很诚恳的问，你的作业有条有理，有根有据，我不明白为了什么要来接替你。这样两三句话，改变我想炸碎他的念头。接着我收到他塞过来的便条，说"上司以为我是总公司派来的间谍，神经病！上司平常在干什么，他怎么好像每天都无所事事，不久前还加薪三十千，你看这报告。。”没看完我就对他微笑不语，走开了。
我要走了，改天你们要怎么错综纠缠，我也不想知道。接替人的反应让我知道，没有必要为了大鬼小鬼拦路而千年道行一朝丧。此时复仇大计已经烟消云散，正好天安排一条离轨的出路，我还不赶紧跳门逃生。我竟为了没有白白浪费时间去哀悼歹命而暗喜，为我的自由感到欣慰。
我准备仇视我的接替人，他们全都是一伙的犯贱。我正秘密的部署反击，暗置地雷，想来个一锅快熟煮，我得不到的，你们也妄想。呵呵！死吧！这是你们应得的报应。
如此美梦良策之际，我的接替人很诚恳的问，你的作业有条有理，有根有据，我不明白为了什么要来接替你。这样两三句话，改变我想炸碎他的念头。接着我收到他塞过来的便条，说"上司以为我是总公司派来的间谍，神经病！上司平常在干什么，他怎么好像每天都无所事事，不久前还加薪三十千，你看这报告。。”没看完我就对他微笑不语，走开了。
我要走了，改天你们要怎么错综纠缠，我也不想知道。接替人的反应让我知道，没有必要为了大鬼小鬼拦路而千年道行一朝丧。此时复仇大计已经烟消云散，正好天安排一条离轨的出路，我还不赶紧跳门逃生。我竟为了没有白白浪费时间去哀悼歹命而暗喜，为我的自由感到欣慰。
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
我不在乎
既然你不明白的全都是CRAPPED，我不想负责提升你的常识。我知道你不会做，所以才叫我做你认为是别人想要的。
现在才来讨论错误，是你说没人会注意到的
别慌别抢，统统让给你霸，结果好坏别牵涉到我，反正你薪水六位数，天塌下来就由你去撑。
口才好赢定？走着瞧。手板功夫重复做两次！大家是专业人士，请你别浪费我的时间。
时间会证明一切，不在乎多等一次。
现在才来讨论错误，是你说没人会注意到的
别慌别抢，统统让给你霸，结果好坏别牵涉到我，反正你薪水六位数，天塌下来就由你去撑。
口才好赢定？走着瞧。手板功夫重复做两次！大家是专业人士，请你别浪费我的时间。
时间会证明一切，不在乎多等一次。
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Gossips
Everyday working with 12 silai. They love gossipping. It is very wrong to live without gossiping according to them.
2 silai shouted at each other yesterday arguing over a piece of document which should be amended immediately. Colleages sitting at the mushroom corner have the previllage to gossip first as they are too close to withness the whole drama. Finally, A silai screamed with some "F" words after a tele-conversation had her ignited. She then turned to B silai , blamed her for not doing the thing right. Silai B was very polite denying all the wrongful accused. Then I missed out the part where silai A stormed out of the door and never come back.
Again, gossipping at the mushroom corner. We followed up with-story story story, Y Y Y, bla-bla-bla....Everyone just ignore being blamed for spreading the gossips. The thoery being - I may have spreaded the gossips but I am not the one who started the gossips. So don't blame me since the gossips are already make known.
Until manager came back from lunch, everyone fleee..hihihi.
2 silai shouted at each other yesterday arguing over a piece of document which should be amended immediately. Colleages sitting at the mushroom corner have the previllage to gossip first as they are too close to withness the whole drama. Finally, A silai screamed with some "F" words after a tele-conversation had her ignited. She then turned to B silai , blamed her for not doing the thing right. Silai B was very polite denying all the wrongful accused. Then I missed out the part where silai A stormed out of the door and never come back.
Again, gossipping at the mushroom corner. We followed up with-story story story, Y Y Y, bla-bla-bla....Everyone just ignore being blamed for spreading the gossips. The thoery being - I may have spreaded the gossips but I am not the one who started the gossips. So don't blame me since the gossips are already make known.
Until manager came back from lunch, everyone fleee..hihihi.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Lunch
Finally ordered Prawn Noodle after tossing between this and Curry Laksa. This craving for prawn flavored soup has driven me nuts. There are mixed noodle, an egg, a few fresh prawns with a handful of charsiew and taogeh. Yumm! That looks great.
The noodle is ready. I was asked before the bowl was handed to me. “sesame oil, Pepper, Coriander”? : Yes Yes! (puzzled with what is sesame oil doing with prawn noodle!!)
Looked at the soup! Where is the colour? How could it be prawn flavored? The soup is clear! Tasted it with EXTREME disappointment then grumbled I should have ordered Curry Laksa. Although the soup is flavored, it wasn’t -Prawn Flavored.
Prawn noodle with clear soup….Of course, there are couple of real prawns. Just have to accept it.
The noodle is ready. I was asked before the bowl was handed to me. “sesame oil, Pepper, Coriander”? : Yes Yes! (puzzled with what is sesame oil doing with prawn noodle!!)
Looked at the soup! Where is the colour? How could it be prawn flavored? The soup is clear! Tasted it with EXTREME disappointment then grumbled I should have ordered Curry Laksa. Although the soup is flavored, it wasn’t -Prawn Flavored.
Prawn noodle with clear soup….Of course, there are couple of real prawns. Just have to accept it.
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